In a surprising yet delightful development, a group of ducks from Basildon’s famous roundabout pond have been officially recognized as the world’s first team of aquatic traffic controllers. This feathered squad has been observed organizing traffic around the notorious roundabout with remarkable efficiency.
“Initially, we thought it was a mere coincidence, but then we noticed a pattern,” says a local traffic analyst. “Every time the ducks align in a certain formation, the traffic flow improves significantly. It’s uncanny!”
The ducks, named by locals as ‘The Quack Brigade,’ have become a sensation. Equipped with miniature high-visibility vests and tiny traffic batons, these web-footed wardens waddle to the edges of the pond during peak hours, guiding vehicles with an array of synchronized movements that some commuters describe as “better than any traffic light system.”
The Mayor of Basildon, amused and impressed by this development, has formally recognized the ducks’ contributions. “It’s environmentally friendly and incredibly effective. Plus, watching them work is the highlight of my commute,” the Mayor commented.
Local schools have begun organizing field trips to the roundabout to observe the ducks in action, turning it into an educational experience about traffic management and animal behavior. Scientists from various universities are also flocking to Basildon to study this unique phenomenon.
The Quack Brigade’s fame has spread internationally, with several cities expressing interest in training their own aquatic traffic control teams. “Who knew our feathered friends could teach us a thing or two about road safety?” said an impressed city planner from Amsterdam.
As for the ducks, they seem unfazed by their newfound fame, focusing diligently on their task. The local council is considering installing a live webcam so that the entire world can watch these pioneering ducks at work.
